tum kajal laga kar niklo naa kabhi

tum kajal laga kar niklo naa kabhi,
tum par diwana ho kar mar jayega,
sine se dupatta naa hatao kabhi,
dil pagal hokar machal jayega,
julf ko tum mat hatao apne chere se,
shram se chand badal me chup jayega,
ai kali is gali se guzarna naa kabhi,
diwana tumhe dekha kar mar jayega.

Every man is the architect of his own fortune

Self-confindence is the first requisite to great undertakings

aisi apni wife ho

aisi apni wife ho 5.5 ft. jiski hight ho
jeans jiski tight ho,chehra jiska bright ho
weight me thori light ho,umar me different slight ho
thori si wo quit ho,aisi apni..............
bhir me chale to sab kahen,side ho-2
india ki paidaish ho,saas ki seva jiski khwais ho
dinnar me candal light ho,dono me na kabhi fight ho
milne k baad dil delight ho,aisi apni..........
hey prabhu..apki archna uski life ho
meri ye pasand sun ke sab kahen guru tum right ho.

8

you will be a rose for all trees,
you will be a smile for all faces,
you will be water fall for all hills,
you will be a brother for all cute girls.

7

if smile is a book ...i give you a library,
if care is a sim .......i give you talk time,
if friendship is a bike ...i give you  petrol,
if love is life ................i give you myself.

6

Har koi apni aan me hai,

Bina matlab ke shan me hai,

Wo sahi hai jo teri ankh me  hai,

Glat wo hai jo teri kaan me hai.

5

Ai sundari jab tum samandar me nahati ho,

To tum pani me aag lagati ho,

Hame to theke pe khuda ne bnaya hoga,

Par tum to VIP kote se aati ho.

4

Nazuk hai kalayi teri koi mor dega,

Chota sa hai dil koi tor dega,

Yun rang-birange kapre pahan kar,

Nikala na karo diwali me patakha,

Patakha samgh ke koi for dega.

3

Unke husn ke chache logo se suna karte the,
Mahfil me unke aane ke bahane dundha karte the,
Didar jo unka hua to hum bhi ho gaye kayal,
Ab is bemisal husn ko bayan karne ke bahane dundha karte hain.

2

bichar ke yaar kisi se udas hai tu,

shrab khane ka tuta hua glass hai tu,

tughe khabar hi nahi teri zindgi kya hai,

zamana hosh me hai aur badhawash hai tu.

1

Love is something that no one can hate,
Love is a passion, we find in our mate,
Love can happen any time "early or late",
Love is a medicine without expiry date.

inayten bhi usi pe khuda nahi karta

Inayten bhi usi pe khuda nahi karta,
Wo aadmi jo kisi ka bhla nahi karta,
Kabhi-2 koi sadma rula deta hai,
Ye bahta pani kisi se ruka nahi karta,
Khirad ke jehan pe rakha hai bogh duniya ka,
Diwana fikar kisi ka kiya nahi karta,
Shareef hoon ,magar itna bhi shreef nahi,
Mai bewfao se wafa hargiz nahi karta,
Badal rahi hai jamane ke sath chahat bhi,
Yahan kisi ko ishq bawla nahi karta,
Ye rakh-rkhao tere jism pe hi sajta hai,
Gulab jure me sab ke khila nahi karta...

Abhi to mohabbat suru hi hui hai

Abhi to mohabbat suru hi hui hai abhi se sanam tum stane lagi ho!
kabhi aake to meri baho me dekho,ye kaise bahane bnane lagi ho!
tughe chati hai jo meri nazar hai,tumhe bhi pata hai tumhe bhi khabar hai!
ye katil adayen meri jaan legi kasam se kahu mera iman legi!
hame dard deke muskurane lagi ho, abhi se ......................................!
mughe pyar karti ho mugh se bhi jyada,isharo se humko btane lagi ho
abhi to mohabbat suru hi hui hai,abhi se sanam tum stane lagi ho!!!!!!!!

1.

Biwi : Dekho ji kal raat teen chor aaye aur mera rape kar ke chale gaye,
Pati :Kya baat karti ho ,tumne unhe roka nahi???
Biwi: Maine to bahut roka par unhone kaha ki ab takat nahi hai kal fir aayenge